Productions from Cattle Class Box Office & Robert Yule

Beautiful People don’t travel economy was written and performed solo by Robert Yule. Be warned it’s a camp character comedy show which sees you the audience as passengers onboard the budget airline sleezyJet. You are usually greeted in the boarding lounge by the Sassy Scouse Sondra Simpson.. She’s the one walking n talking really with her walkie talkies.

Next yule find yourself unceremoniously deposited in the hands of the rambunctious redheaded, huge hipped, husband hungry, Head Hostie Ms Alexis Van AirBust … yup your cruisin at 35,000 feet and she’s crusin for her next husband...

In-flight you might meet other hosties depending on the flight route... An exchange hostess at sleezy Jet. from the Soviet Union, and Air Chernobyl - Ms Olga Slagoffalot

you might meet the Soul Sita Oprah Winabago.... “don’t you get phunky with me white boi!” service is bronx style .. “you get what you get... ya hear!”

If the flight is off to the orient you quite possibly meet Ms Suzie Wong another exchange hostie from the newly merged National Independent China and National Air China ... “Nic a Nac”

Beautiful People don’t travel economy has Premium Class
seating for each flight during the festival.
You can only purchase an upgrade token at the venue box office. yule get a better class of seating, an inflight gift will be given to you “usually served in a glass”, yule also receive exceptional service.... if your pretty...